If Walls Could Talk

If walls could talk!

I’ll swear that one of my walls mutters and curses under its breath, and keeps threatening to sue me for negligence.

Nobody likes a whinger, so not even the other walls like that one. I just hope it can’t talk english.

The remedy of course is a new coat of paint.

Unemployed government scientists now think that fresh paint is an effective cure for VWS (Vindictive wall Syndrome).

Hence my unselfish response: I am putting the domestic harmony of the nation’s Capital before personal profit, and transforming our January Special Offer into a January and February Special Offer.

That’s 5% off any jobs you book with us until the end of February.

I don’t even expect a Nobel Peace Prize for this, just a little more tranquility in London’s households.

It’s the least I can do.

Call on 0208 946 5045 for an apppointment, or book a virtual quotation with RoboQuote here: 

My decorators are ready to spring into action at a moment’s notice!

Geoff Parvin
Grumpy and Dozy

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